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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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