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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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