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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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