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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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