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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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