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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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