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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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