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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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