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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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