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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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