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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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