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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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