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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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