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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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