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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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