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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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