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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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