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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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