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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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