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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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