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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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