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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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