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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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