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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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