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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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