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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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