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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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