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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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