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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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