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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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