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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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