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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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