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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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