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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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