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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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