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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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