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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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