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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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