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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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