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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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