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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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