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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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