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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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