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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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