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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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