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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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