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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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