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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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