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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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