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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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