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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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