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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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