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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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