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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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