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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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