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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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