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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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