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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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