Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.