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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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